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Joke of the Day
"I'm single by choice. But it's not my choice."
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"My wife said I need to grow up. I was speechless. It's hard to say anything when you have 45 gummy bears in your mouth"
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"#1 Handjob Tip for Women: Use your mouth."
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"Two of my Redditor buddies just ""came out"" to me. They told me they are OP's"
"I have eight words to say to you...."
"What's the most erotic food you can eat by yourself? Beef strokin'-off"
"Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance! *this fb status had been approved and paid for by Alcohol"