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"I'm more pissed off than a midget with a yo-yo."
"Since instagram is down I'm not sure if there was a sunrise today or if anyone ate any food? I feel lost."
"A man pulls up to the curb and asks the policeman ""Can I park here?"" ""No"" says the cop. ""What about all these other cars?"" ""They didn't ask!"""
"I automatically HATE whoever ""declined to be interviewed for this documentary."""
"Twilight's like soccer. They run around for two hours, nobody scores, and its billion fans insist you just don't understand."
"What happens when you mix roofies and Viagra? Ring toss."
"Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target? because it was being driven by a woman"
"Where do Sith lords go to shop? The Darth Mall."
"Is your cat getting enough Chinese food? The answer may surprise you. Mews at 11. NEWS. I said ""news"". Just like a typing human would. What."