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Joke of the Day

"Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper? Because they like to get in touch with their inner self."

"I think Lady Gaga's next outfit should be made of spaghetti... If that's *pastable*"

"""The Jetsons and Flintstones existed at the same time. One in the sky, one on the ground, and both in a post-apocal-"" ""Juror is dismissed"""

"The average person eats 8 spiders a year *eating 2nd bowl of spiders* ""WHO'S AVERAGE NOW DAD?"""

"Slaves and snow tires What's the difference between a slaves and snow tires? Snow tires don't sing when you put a chain around them."

"How do you drowned a hipster? Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5"

"90% of people get this problem wrong 1+1+1+1+1 1+1+1+1+1 1+1x0+1 = ?"

"What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino? Hell if I know."

"I am really good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y. Credit: Chris Turner"

"What do you get when you cross the Italian mafia with the Russian mafia? Thrown in a lake."