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Joke of the Day

"I'm more pissed off than a midget with a yo-yo."

"[Dirty] Why do men like golf so much? It makes it possible for them to go from hole to hole with an iron in their hands."

"I've grown bored of reality, So I started watching cable news."

"DAD: wat am i chopped liver CHOPPED LIVER: [in this joke imagine choped liver is a sentiemt being] wat the hell is that suposed to mean phil"

"I pushed a hipster down the stairs today... He's still Tumbling!"

"Why did Kirk and Spock march into the woman's restroom? They were boldly going where no man has gone before"

"For all you World of Tanks players: what does LTP stand for? LeichtTractor Premium"

"Chemists Confirm the Existence of New Type of Bond Bond, James Bond."

"Our President Elect is a real tough guy... The candidate who was going to ""defeat ISIS"" is currently at war with Saturday Night Live and a Broadway musical."

"Built a TV news desk in the living room. Area wife very upset."