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Joke of the Day
"I'm more pissed off than a midget with a yo-yo."
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"There's no ""I"" in ""Illiteracy."""
"""Do you think I reference dinosaurs too much when I write?"" I asked. She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything."
"Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it was stuck in a crack!"
"What is Irish and stays on your patio, even when it rains? Patty O'Furniture."
"My sister bet me I couldn't make a car out of spaghetti.. She was right. The very premise is absurd."
"""Would you like to put your hand deep into this hole"" - Pokemon I know it says no outside links but it's necessary cause it's a screenshot of a poorly phrased event in Pokemon http://imgur.com/a/Zt8X6"
"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in dirty sleeping bags."
"What's in common with jam and cream? I can jam and cream my dick up your ass."
"""Hi. I'm beautiful and love football and snuggling. Sucks about your broken wiener."" -Viagra commercials"