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Joke of the Day

"Why couldn't the BMW fit into a narrow parking stall at Target? because it was being driven by a woman"

"My friend posted on Facebook: ""Spending the night in with my girl"" I couldn't help but chuckle, My Girl is a shit film."

"So, I bought a wok to cook healthy food and I have to say, these french fries don't taste any different."

"I like my women like I like my cars Fast, loud, used off craigslist."

"A Prius just tried to race me from a stop sign. I totally had it for the first 100 feet, but I can only walk so fast."

"What do you and 1 ply toilet paper have in common? You BOTH eat *da*-booty!"

"I wonder how Beaker from the Muppets came to work at Dr. Bunsen Honeydew's laboratory. Is he just there as a college intern, or is he a graduated beaker?"

"EARTH: Goodnight Moon MOON: Goodnight Earth EARTH: Come closer and give me a kiss MOON: Okay {millions perish in massive tidal wave}"

"What's the best thing about Switzerland? I'm not sure... but the flag's a big plus."

"What sexual position... Do you not want your new girlfriend to ask you put her in? The fetal position."