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Joke of the Day

"A redhead tells her blonde friend ""I slept with a Brazilian""... The blonde replies, ""Oh my god, you slut! How many is a Brazilian?"""

"ELI5: What are thoooooooose?!?"

"*wakes up the guy next to me* wow theres a sleepy boy here on this plane haha. Im on business myself. tryin to see if iceland is made of ice"

"Blind man is washing a grater... ..""*this is the biggest bullsh.t I ve ever read*"""

"What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running? Nothing, it never happens."

"An american walks into InternetIsBeautiful. [Removed because he isn't an interactive solar system map]"

"What happens to superficial people when they die? They end up in a shallow grave."

"Coworker: you play any sports Me: yeah but I've had to take a break from it CW: oh..Injury? Me: *thinks about broken controller* yeah..kinda"

"Bernie Sanders"

"What is the most fascist letter? Not C"