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Joke of the Day

"*wakes up the guy next to me* wow theres a sleepy boy here on this plane haha. Im on business myself. tryin to see if iceland is made of ice"

"The English team visited an orphanage in brazil. ""It's heartbreaking to see their sad little faces with no hope"",said Jose age 6."

"Another Calculus Joke! What is a derivative in a derivative? Inflection."

"How many cops does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None, they just beat up the room for being black."

"I'm looking for a new nursing home for my mother. Something without phones or access to postage stamps."

"What do I have that FC Barcelona doesn't? A semi"

"Why did the polar bear join the terrorist group. Because that is where the ISIS."

"Friend: what time do you usually go to bed? Me: 10:30ish sometimes 4"

"I spent 69 years making memes in a musty dungeon. They were pretty dank."

"In a Mediterranean restaurant...(xpost /r/puns) What did the sick chef say to the bus boy? ""Oh man, I feelafal"""