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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running? Nothing, it never happens."
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"They say ""dress for the job you want,"" but this space suit chafes and I'm not convinced that Arby's is truly committed to a space program."
"Call out to CAN_ZIGZAG: what do they call it when a mechanic frees up a stuck gearshift? Manumission"
"What do you call it when a guy fucks a girl and never calls her again? A hit and run"
"What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft? A flat miner"
"My Grandparents bought a new China set... They asked me what I thought of it... I said it was fine..."
"What's the difference between a slut and a bitch? A slut fucks everyone... A bitch fucks everyone but YOU."
"Prank Idea For The Ladies: Swallow a plastic dinosaur, then make an appointment to get an ultrasound."
"What do you call it when trash pandas pleasure each other orally? Coonilingus"
"I ate some fireflies for supper today. I'm trying to eat light."