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Joke of the Day
"Bernie Sanders"
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"What do you do with an elephant with three balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino!"
"I just found the Wand of Transfiguration! This changes everything!"
"Guys, I'm eating for two! I'm not pregnant, I just have a problem with portion control."
"I couldn't afford to take my kids to Sea World. So I took them to our local fish market, saying, ""Shhhh... they're all asleep."""
"I believe all people are equal... ...whether they're black, Chinese or normal."
"YO MAMA SO FAT! Yo mama so fat, that when she went skydiving over Iraq, isis thought America dropped a nuke."
"Wife: ""Take me to bed or lose me forever."" Husband: *Thinks about it for 45 minutes*"
"BREAKING: Scientists send teen girl back in time to report on WWII. ""Hitler's haircut is literally the worst,"" she writes. ""Also he's mean."""
"What do you call someone who impersonates a lousy mom? Bad mother faker."