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Joke of the Day
"What happens to superficial people when they die? They end up in a shallow grave."
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"What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language? Anticlimactic"
"How do you spell wrong? R?o?n?g. That's wrong. That's what you asked for isn't it?"
"Coworker: If you had to do it all over again, would you? Me: Yeah. Cw: You would? Why? Me: Because I know what the words ""had to"" means."
"What do you get when toss a hand grenade into a French kitchen? Linoleum blownapart."
"Why can you not play UNO with mexicans? They take all the green cards."
"Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms"
"What do you call a mouse with no balls? Optical."
"So a pirate walks into a bar... The bartender says ""You look so annoyed!"". The pirate points down and says ""Yargh - I have a steering wheel at the end of my penis. It's drivin' me nuts!"""
"911 What's your emergency Me: I'm calling to complain about the quality of this cocaine 911: The police are on their way Me: Thanks"