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Joke of the Day
"What is the most fascist letter? Not C"
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"What did the bra say to the hat? ""You go on ahead, I gotta give these two a lift."""
"What does Iphone7 and spermbank have in common? JACK OFF"
"What was the name of Hitler's Political Party: A, B, C, or D? Heres a hint: It's not C!"
"What's the difference between a light bulb and my pregnant girlfriend? I can unscrew a lightbulb."
"Pokemon Go goes live in Canada today You idiots."
"What do colors say when they laugh? Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehue"
"HYPNOTIST: YOU ARE FEELING SLEEPY ME: kinda safe bet there HYPNOTIST: YOU WILL DANCE LIKE AN OCTOPUS ME: again, still no surprises."
"What has antlers pulls Father Christmas' sleigh and is made of cement? I don't know. A reindeer! What about the cement? I just threw that in to make it hard."
"You know what they say about hand jobs and homosexuals... They come hand in hand"