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Joke of the Day

"Why did Tommy Drop drop his ice cream Because he got hit by the ice cream truck"

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"What is a lesbians favorite day of the week? Tuesday"
"For the Canadians (Warning: Offensive) How do you kill a fox with one leg? Make him run across Canada."
"My pet mouse Elvis died today He was caught in a trap"
"How does Moses make tea? Hebrews it"
"Tower: Cannot read you say again! Pilot: Again!"
"...walks into a bar... A golfer, a priest and a lawyer walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and asks, ""What is this? Some kind of joke?"""
"What do 6.28 people eat? 2"