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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. You don't need a lightbulb when you have a glass ceiling."

"What's the shortest organ in a goat? An ISIS member!"

"Wife asked me to get ""bath stuff"" for xmas. Hope she likes her toaster."

"We're all part of the WTF generation: Wikipedia, Twitter and Facebook."

"Mondays are made for booze & antidepressants...ah hell, I'll just skip to the booze."

"What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls? Walk him and pitch to the rhino."

"I've been really impressed by igloos. They're all white houses."

"We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches."

"If you see someone wearing camouflage, make sure to walk right into them so they know it's working."

"Today I met one of those people on the bus that gets all pissed off when you put your finger in their mouth when they yawn."