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Joke of the Day
"I've been really impressed by igloos. They're all white houses."
Next Joke
"What do you call a midget fortune-teller who's on the run from the law? **A small medium at large.** ^(Hope this doesn't get posted often)"
"Grammar is super important.. Because I don't want to be the mayor of fucking Austria. I want to be the mayor of [Fucking, Austria.](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fucking,_Austria)"
"What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants? ""Arrg, it's driving me nuts!"""
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? Tequila."
"What do you call a blind dinosaur? A do-you-think-he-saurus?"
"I wish I had the self-confidence and assertiveness of the Adobe Acrobat updater."
"What is green and smells like paint?!? Green paint."
"A man walks up to three old ladies. He flashes them his penis. The first two ladies immediatly had a stroke. The third one didn't dare touch it."
"Ask me if I'm a tomato"