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Joke of the Day
"Wife asked me to get ""bath stuff"" for xmas. Hope she likes her toaster."
Next Joke
"I purposely did not bring my reusable shopping bags to the grocery store and I have never felt so alive!"
"How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, and 95 in the ashtray."
"Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures? In a photo albumen..."
"What did the Chinese cowboy say? Nii haw!"
"What kind of doctor is always on call? An oncologist! ... I made this one up last night but I'm sure someone has thought of it before."
"I don't know what you do when you come across a bear, But I just wipe it off and apologize."
"How many male chauvinist does it take to change a lightbulb? None, the wife can cook fine in the dark"
"When you complain about dropping your phone remember that there are people who are starving who'll totally make you another one."
"If I commit suicide, it'll be for a shallow reason, like unrequited texts. But the note I leave will mention world hunger at least 11 times."