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Joke of the Day
"Wife asked me to get ""bath stuff"" for xmas. Hope she likes her toaster."
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"I accidentally clicked on a ""You've won an iPhone""-popup. Luckliy it was only a virus."
"Going for a classy St. Patrick's Day this year. Anyone know of a good green wine?"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Adair ! Adair who ? Adair once but I'm bald now !"
"Why do Japanese women like foreign men? Japanese men can't look them in the eye. Kappa"
"What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks? A seasoned veteran."
"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? All that was left was de-Brie"
"Damn girl, you must be drunk? Thats your puke your eating"
"When I stay at a man's house that I want to see again I always ""accidentally"" lose something there, like my phone, my sweater, or my dignity."
"True love is waking up in the middle of the night just to watch your laptop while it sleeps."