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Joke of the Day
"We got about 5-6 inches of snow here in the last 24 hrs, or, according to men, we got 8 inches."
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"I call my penis Bernie Sanders... ...because it leans far left and stands up for everyone."
"Why are there so many female archeologists? Because women love digging up the past."
"I just saved thousands on child support by never getting laid."
"How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost? They'll hold a Beyonceance."
"Cigarettes that help you quit chewing gum."
"wife: What would you do if 9 told you he was gay? me [looking for the remote] Ask him if he's seen the remote"
"Blind man walks past a fishmongers ""hello ladies!"""
"Who do you call for the console police? WiiU"
"San Diego Comic Con and Dragoncon are going to pull their resources and merge into one event. But it was called off because no one was happy with the con fusion."