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Joke of the Day

"When my wife starts to sing.... When my wife starts to sing I always go out and do some garden work so our neighbors can see there's no domestic violence going on."

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"How many blind men would it take to change a light bulb? Why the fuck would a blind man need a light bulb?"
"[in bed] Her: *seductively whispering* in the mood for a midnight snack? Me: *Oreo crumbs all over my face* I'm way ahead of you"
"Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead. Me: Ok. Me: Can you please pass the beautiful sauce?"
"What's a catholic's favourite type of car? A convertible."
"what are your hobbies? Mmm... Sam, Bilbo and Frodo."
"What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating? The Harlem Shake"
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"What's the difference between a Private and a Private First Class? Where they sit on an airplane."
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