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Joke of the Day
"what are your hobbies? Mmm... Sam, Bilbo and Frodo."
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"dont judge a book by its cover. dont judge a book at all. read a book. write a book. dont judge a book unless that book has murdered someone"
"Yo mommas so ugly... Scorpion says ""STAY OVER THERE"""
"Homosexual Relationships (Pun) gay guys talking about relationships some of them say that the person they lost their virginity to were assholes I comment ""I think you all lost it to assholes tbh"""
"Trump isn't bad for the economy. Because of him, Correct the Record increased it's operational budget by 600%."
"What do you call a friendly helicopter? A hello-copter"
"I love how science fiction movies skip right to the fiction part."
"Whats the difference between reddit and 9gag? 3 hours, but it takes 1 day for it to get to Hot"
"Every call with my mother starts in one of two ways: 1. WHY HAVEN'T YOU CALLED? IS EVERYTHING OK? 2. WHY ARE YOU CALLING? IS EVERYTHING OK?"
"I love kids. When they're adults."