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Joke of the Day

"Do you know anything about real estate? ""Points to groin"" Can you tell me if this is a ""lot"""

"Today is Hitler s birthday. How about a hitler joke? Why did Hitler give the jews a shower? - They were Au-schvitzing."

"My dad's sign was cancer. Its so ironic how he died. He was attacked by a giant crab."

"*Tries to warm up car* Car: I have a boyfriend"

"Why do ducks have big flat feet? To stamp out forest fires."

"What did Mick Jagger say when he walked in on Hugh Hefner in bed with Dennis Weaver? He said ""Hey Hey Hugh Hugh Get Off Of McCould"""

"How did Hitler like his orange juice? Reposted. No? OK. Concentrated."

"There are three type of people in this world. People that can count, and people that can't."

"How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace..."

"A hip-hop artist went to the shop to buy some cigarettes. He bought one pack for himself, and another for his hip-hop artist friend. He bought Tupac's."