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Joke of the Day

"i feel wrong i think im having a dyslexic stroke. i cant smell anything on the left side of my body and i feel toast."

"Why did the horse miss the joust? He had the knight off!"

"Guy calls to HR: - Hi. I'd like to discuss IT security specialist position at your company. - Ok. Send your CV, please. - You already have it at your desktop."

"What should you never ask at a gay bar? Can I push your stool in?"

"A Roman walks into a bar... and holds up two fingers and says ""I'll have five beers please."""

"What do you call an Asian wearing contacts? Customization. GET IT?? CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!"

"How is college like a woman? It takes forever to get in, and nine months later you wish you hadn't come."

"There's a ghost in the house! CALL DR.BOO!"

"Se7en is a great movie even if you haven't seen o1e, 2wo, thr3e, 4our, 5ive or 6ix."

"Have you seen the new Asian cookbook? ""How to wok your dog."" Credit goes to my friend Steve"