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Joke of the Day
"Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked? There was no bikini atoll"
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"What is the center of a gay apple's life? Decor."
"Friend: ""This is the year I'm going to marry my best friend."" Me: ""This is the year I'm going to train my dog to come when I call him."""
"Who's driving? A mexican and black guy are in a car. Who's driving? Answer: The police officer"
"When you wear a cardigan for the very first time it's just called a card"
"I don't always roll a joint... But when I do, it's my ankle."
"After his final sex-change operation, what kind of wood won't Bruce have any more? Sbruce"
"I'm on Twitter because my family is on Facebook."
"A cabbage walks into a bar wearing a red leaf. The bartender takes one look at it and asks another patron how they feel about the cabbages bold new look. The patron replies, ""I think it's ridic yo."""
"Talk to your kids about drugs. Maybe they have better connections than you."