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Joke of the Day
"Why did Robert Oppenheimer's wife go to the beach naked? There was no bikini atoll"
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"If you are ever attacked by a mob of clowns... go for the Juggler"
"Your bad Bon-Bon jokes - post em What do you call a man with a spade on his head? .. Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there."
"Little known fact: a penguin's head can rotate 390 degrees. Once."
"Russian family conversation ""Papa, can I have 10 rubl?"" ""20 rubl? Why you need 30 rubl!?"""
"Yeah, no, I don't have a FitBit. I'm pretty sure I have a solid grasp on how inactive I am. I don't need like bells and alarms and stuff."
"So Amish people just yell their tweets from the top of their barns?"
"Her: Your c**k is small Me: An RV is big until you park it in the Grand Canyon."
"Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !"
"Why did the chicken cross the Mobius Strip? To get to the same side"