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Joke of the Day

"What do you call americans flying to space? The plot for Wall-E"

"If you're still writing checks, remember it's 2016 and you should probably find a better way to pay for your groceries."

"Date: so what do you do Me: i build dog houses Date: oh you're an ""arf""itect lol Me: haha good one Date: Me: (under breath) it's ""bark""itect"

"Oe Oe Oe so there's these 2 monkeys bathing one monkey says: oe oe ooooe second monkey says: did you forgot to put some cold water in?"

"How many Coldplay members does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, but he has to see Radiohead do it first."

"My baby cousin is completely spoiled... ten minutes is way too long to microwave a baby."

"the new #ipad is #smaller and the new ipone is longer. these gadgts are becoming better, in my opinion Posted by PutsGadgetsUpAss at 11:09am"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me but I just forgot the joke !"

"What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors? A free upgrade"

"What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up? A dog."