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Joke of the Day

"What does it take to kill a joke bad timing"

"Give a man a fish, feed him for a day give a man a poisoned fish, feed him for a lifetime"

" All in all, it's just a... nother post on my wall. "

"The first sign I wasn't going to be a doctor is when I called Anatomy ""Skeleton Class."" Sign two was failing skeleton class."

"Girl at store thought CNN's Situation Room starred The Situation. No. Wolf Blitzer joins the cast of #jerseyshore next season."

"*puts finger over your lips* Shhhhhhhhhhhhh *feeds you more applesauce making airplane noises*"

"What did Nazis do to kids with ADHD/ADD? They sent them to concentration camps."

"Mustaches are the eyebrows of the lower face lol. Now that I have your attention, climate change is a real problem whether we see it or not."

"The Fat Girl's Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse: If you see me running & there's no ice cream truck in front of me..you should run too."

"I dont want to make a joke but I really want to hear the most cancerous joke you know. If I get 100 of them I will show them all to my friend who hates cancerous jokes."