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Joke of the Day
"Even the coffee is leaving a bad taste in my mouth. Wait...am I being poisoned? *drinks it anyway*"
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"how many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they just beat it for being black!"
"How do Germans tie their shoelaces? In little knotsies...."
"Why didnt Craig buy Anne Franks shoes on Ebay for 2000$ ? They were Holo-costly"
"My grandma got her bathroom redone with this sparkly gold-specked tile and she just called it her ""golden shower"" so goodnight."
"""I'm so over you."" - A blanket."
"Love your friends, crop dust your enemies in a crowded elevator."
"What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race? A Cheetah."
"What's the difference between Christmas presents and ass whuppins? You ain't gettin' no Christmas presents!"
"My SO is on a diet and I noticed she was staring at her food so I asked why..... She said 'I'm watching what I eat'."