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Joke of the Day
"How do Germans tie their shoelaces? In little knotsies...."
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"I phoned my boss. I said, ""I'm calling in sick tomorrow."" ""But, how do you know you're going to be ill?"" he asked. I swear, sometimes he forgets that he works in a psychic shop."
"Don't worry, dude, You're fine. I'm pretty sure you need a personality first before it can have a disorder."
"I tried to make a few jokes about french people they were all really rude so I didn't bother"
"They've just added no stockpiling paperclips' to the employee handbook like they knew what I was planning."
"Why was the man suspicous about the tree? I dunno, it seemed a bit shady."
"Clicks ""open"" Tries door Clicks ""open"" Tries door Clicks ""open"" Tries door What the FU.. Wrong car (I have a master's degree)"
"What's the difference between a French Knight and my friend with a genie? One's a Paladin, and the other's my pal Alladin"
"*guitarist breaks guitar* HELL YEAH *drummer throws drums* YES YES *singer stabs a bunch of guys* OH MY GOD *bassist plants a bomb* STOP"
"Eternal Life And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and receive eternal life,' But lo, John came fifth, and won a toaster."