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Joke of the Day
"""I'm so over you."" - A blanket."
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"I have AIDS and Alzheimer's Thank goodness I don't have AIDS"
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"What did the scientist say when a stranger came inside his lab? What the fuck dude get the hell away from my dog!"
"What's the Difference between a Girl and a Woman? Prison"
"How can anyone focus on world peace when we can't even get everyone to use the same date format?"
"When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors."
"What's the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman Snowballs"
"A ghost walks into a bar. The bartender says ""I feel cold."" The ghost lingers for years. The bartender grows despondent, lost."