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Joke of the Day
"Love your friends, crop dust your enemies in a crowded elevator."
Next Joke
"Veterinarian- You're here to discuss your dog's salivation? Me- No. My dog's a good dog, he'll go to Heaven! I'm here about his slobbering."
"What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent? Thanks for opening my mind."
"My wife lost interest in sex with me because... ..of my gut, but we still have one thing in common: Neither one of us has seen my dick in years."
"If you know how many calories are in your donut, you're not eating it right."
"How do you get an elephant across a busy freeway? take the 'f' out of free and the 'f' out of way..."
"You're one in a million China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."
"What's a programmer's least favorite wind instrument? The OBOE."
"Two Irish men walk into a bar. I would've thought one of them would have seen it."
"What do you call a lesbian who also doesn't eat meat? A vagetarian."