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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an interracial dwarf actor? A half cast"
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"[My Joke] Where do noodles get their nails done? At the spa-getti."
"My 83 year old grandfather is still trying to be a successful rapper, his name? Two canes"
"How does a Chinese man start a religious video? Press pray."
"Man walks in on his son A man walks in on his son masturbating, and gets really mad ""Hey, save that for when you are older!"" By the time the kid was 18, he had three jars full."
"5yo: Daddy, what's a facial? Me: Your brother. 5yo: I don't have a brother!? Me: Exactly!"
"I asked my gay friend if he'd like to smoke a fag (cigar) with me He got all upset and said I was really homophonic"
"What is with 2016? It's like everyone and their mothers are dying. ^^sorry ^^not ^^sorry"
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt."
"A man calls his doctor late at night. ""Doc! My arm got broke in two places! What should I do?!"" The sleepy M.D replies, ""Don't go back to either of them."""