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Joke of the Day

"Didn't think my kid was ever going to sleep, earlier.You would've thought the cops were here,the way she was resisting a rest."

"And the award for Best Actress goes to...*opens envelope*....my 4 year old daughter for her overly-dramatic scene in ""Bath Time""."

"""Everybody freeze!"" -November"

"I just tripped and stumbled into a group of asian kids on the street and accidentally won a breakdancing competition."

"Why did the vampire feel tired after dinner? All the blood had rushed to his stomach."

"Girls that are 16 and pregnant look stupid now.. But their kids will move out when they are 34."

"I find hanging around in coffee shops A great way to espresso yourself"

"What do my tastes in food and pornography have in common? I prefer the kind with fruits and vegetables."

"I wonder if my dog gets embarrassed when I give him kisses in front of other dogs at the park."

"what did the indian chief say when his dog jumped off the cliff? dog gone"