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Joke of the Day
"How does a Chinese man start a religious video? Press pray."
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"Why can't Mexicans play Uno? They always steal the green cards."
"In my day a hand on my crotch was third base... now even a hand job is a foul ball!"
"""She is not fine."" ~Sun Tzu"
"Live today like it's your last. But pay your bills and use a condom just in case it isn't."
"An uneducated man was in the hospital` Doctor: I'm sorry,but your kidneys are failing Man: But my kidneys never went to a school?"
"I should rename my Reddit account to Digiorno... Because as OP I never deliver"
"Judge:""Since we can't prove who's baby it is we will ... cut the baby in half Worm Mom 1:""Sure Worm Mom 2 :""Ya do it."
"Always a metermaid never a meter"
"I will base my art on something deeply personalfrom my childhood *childhood was full of mass-market products* *everyone had same childhood*"