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Joke of the Day

"Man walks in on his son A man walks in on his son masturbating, and gets really mad ""Hey, save that for when you are older!"" By the time the kid was 18, he had three jars full."

"You know how you can tell a Black Bear from a Grizzly? Black Bears smoke Newports."

"He saved his family three times in the Taken films and got no thanks. The next one should be called Taken 4: Granted"

"How many Mormons do you take fishing with you? Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer."

"Did you hear about the donut who split from his wife? She's terrible with the kids so he's filling for custody."

"Did you hear about the guy who lived in a tyre? He got a puncture and now he lives in a Flat "

"Executioner : Due to the power-cut we'll be using the acoustic chair."

"Why is divorce so expensive? BECAUSE IT'S WORTH IT!!!"

"How long did Dorothy, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion have to wait for the Tin Man? Ten minutes."

"Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan."