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Joke of the Day
"What are gay people's favorite pizza? Meatlovers."
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"I used to have a phone with a really good user interface... ...but someone swiped it."
"Domestic Violence 1/10 10/10 with Ray Rice"
"My brother and I started a business manufacturing Dracula toys I have to make every second Count"
"I put a load in the dishwasher She swallowed."
"Gonna take up smoking, just in case I have to give an anonymous tip from the shadows at some point."
"did you know it takes 3 sheep to make a wool sweater? It's amazing. I didn't even know they could knit! waaaaaaka waka."
"Thousands of stoners give up smoking weed to avoid having any association with Justin Bieber. Cleverest. Government. Propaganda. Ever."
"I really wanted to watch Jurassic World this weekend but... Life...uh...got in the way."
"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080pee"