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Joke of the Day

"Is there a Twitter acronym for ""Ur screenshot tweet is really funny, but my anxiety about ur phone battery % prevents me from enjoying it""?"

"Waiter: how do you want your burger? Me: *points to girl at another table not taking a picture of her dinner* that rare"

"I started dating this girl online who says she's from Turkey but I'm starting to doubt her. It was definitely Instant-bull."

"Why did the undercover cop pose as a waiter? So he could protect and serve."

"What did the dog do when the panhandler put the bite on him? Bit him naturally."

"If I had to pick between being a hardcore Democrat and being a hardcore Republican I would definitely choose a noose."

"Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them? They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes."

"People are always weirded out when I take notes during episodes of Dexter."

"What do you call a good joke on Reddit? Unoriginal"

"I've got a good joke for you guys But you've probably all Reddit before... xD"