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Joke of the Day
"I found a tumor at Bingo last night. It's okay. It was B9."
Next Joke
"Dr: So, how did you dislocate your shoulder? Me: I panicked when the blood pressure machine at the store got tigh- I mean football.."
"FIRMS YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF OFFERING SERVICES YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND AT PRICES THEY REFUSE TO DISCUSS."
"From now on when people forcefully show me pictures of their baby, I'm simply going to reply, ""Hmm... I've seen better."""
"Why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning? They don't have balls to scratch!"
"Dyslexic Superbowl watchers were probably disappointed when they saw football instead of a superb owl."
"How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb? apparently not 3, because my basement is still dark."
"What kind of pants does Mario wear? *denim denim denim*"
"What's the difference between your Pacman high score and your child? I haven't beaten your high score."
"Did you know this about Jared from Subway? He lost 250 pounds eating their sandwiches."