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Joke of the Day
"I found a tumor at Bingo last night. It's okay. It was B9."
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"After 2 million years in existence, the pinky finger reveals its true purpose: supporting the bottom of our phones."
"What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles? The sphinxster ...."
"how do you find Will Smith after it snows? .... look for the fresh prints."
"What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway? I don't want to plow my driveway"
"The world's finest super spy at work: an interview"
"I think I figured out why Al Gore thought he invented the internet. He just misheard the word ""algorithm"""
"I texted my boss, ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter?"" He answered, ""I don't know."" I replied, ""I'm not coming in this morning."""
"A zombie opened his frig for a snack. He looked at a human brain, but threw it away... ... it was expired."
"My mom worries about me too much. We were having a phone conversation till she dropped her phone. She picks it up and asks ""are you OK?"""