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Joke of the Day
"Did you know this about Jared from Subway? He lost 250 pounds eating their sandwiches."
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"Apparently it's not enough to just show up, you need to be wearing pants as well."
"How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Count for yourself..."
"Most girls know what they're wearing next Halloween because they saw another girl wearing it last night."
"What do you call a broke actor? Johnny Debt."
"Me: doctor doctor I cant stop fucking farting... Doctor: *runs out the room comes back with a ten foot pole*Me: OMG!!!!!!! what are you gonna do with that??? Doctor: OPEN UP A FEW FUCKING WINDOWS"
"Grammar Nazi. ""Sir, we are mining too many useless cores"" [Hitler rubs chin] ""So, mine less. [Grammar Nazi bursts through the door] ""MINE FEWER!"" [Hitler looks up] ""Yes, soldier?"""
"Wanna hear a really funny joke? Whoops, wrong sub."
"Out of 10 puns chosen at random, how many actually made people laugh? No pun in ten did."
"How do you make an Italian deaf? Tie their hands behind their back."