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Joke of the Day

"What kind of pants does Mario wear? *denim denim denim*"

"What's white on bottom and black on top? Rape."

"I hope Jackie Chan doesn't go the way of Eddie Murphy... I probably wouldn't be able to discern if he was playing every character in a movie or not."

"Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC? He was Edward Snowed-In."

"I'm addicted to prescription glasses - Jay London"

"Even in the Olympics, women's basketball is un-watchable."

"Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan Because I bet those girls are pretty thirsty."

"What did the driver say to the one-legged hitchhiker? Hop in."

"My coworker asked me to guess who invented sliced bread. I said Jesus at the last supper because if I were Jesus why would my bread **not** come apart in clean slices?"

"An original as far as I know If a pepper could orgasm, where would it ejaculate? Jalapeno mouth."