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Joke of the Day

"What kind of STD does a blonde woman give you? Herp-n-derp-es"

"Celebrity Deaths would scare Stevie Wonder. But he would never see death coming."

"What's brown and sounds like a bell? Dung!"

"Did you know tank tops were illegal until the U.S constitution came out? It gave people the right to bare arms."

"I can sleep for ages and not get tired"

"40 years later: - Grandpa, sing me a song of your youth. - Oppa Gangnam Style. Opp, opp, opp, opp!"

"This restaurant should really be giving me a discount for ordering carryout and not bringing my kids inside."

"The PC term for Christmas C:\hristmas"

"If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress? The Republican party."

"Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth... unfortunately, the earth is round."