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Joke of the Day
"I can't wait to see the phrase ""He was the longest living member of the Baha Men"" in an obituary"
Next Joke
"A man walks out of a toilet cubicle with semen coming out both sides of his mouth, what do you know? The floors are level"
"Q: Why don't women wear dresses in the winter? A: They could get chapped lips!"
"What is Santa saying to Mrs. Claus right now? I told you it would rain, dear."
"If I'm on a sneezing fit it's best to let me go, because by the 4th time you say ""God bless you,"" I'm ready for you to be out of my life."
"I wish corn would teach other foods how to explode into a different food that's 10 times better."
"What do hipster jokes and hipsters have in common? None of them are original."
"Why is Toblerone shaped like a triangle? To fit in the box."
"What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter"
"Perhaps the greatest fashion revolution was moving the pads from the shoulder to the bras"