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Joke of the Day
"Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth... unfortunately, the earth is round."
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"[Dark humor] What do you call a not-hungry ethiopian? Dead."
"Gwen Stefani: this shit is bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S wait!! If if this shit is bananas then that means... Cut to kid opening lunch box"
"Why doesn't each pokemon have an additional poke ball? Testicular cancer"
"Name the pig's favorite Shakespeare play. Hamlet."
"A lot of you are calling me ""mom"" lately. Is it cause I'm old? Or cause you respect me? I hope for your sake it's cause I'm old."
"Why do Sumo Wrestlers shave their legs? So you don't confuse them with a feminist. [Source](https://www.reddit.com/r/MeanJokes/comments/2hezp9/why_do_sumo_wrestlers_shave_their_legs/)"
"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? A pimple only comes on your face after puberty."
"Why should you never date an atom? The split is gonna be explosive"
"Why are mountains so funny? Because they are hill-areas"