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Joke of the Day
"Perfect girls are found at every corner of the earth... unfortunately, the earth is round."
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"DATING TIP: Surprise your date! Show up a day early."
"what idiot called it a fly swatter and not a splatula?"
"""I'm so sorry"" and ""my bad"" can be used interchangeably Except at funerals."
"What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !"
"A skeleton walks into a bar... He orders one beer and a mop."
"I ate an optimist once... But I couldn't keep him down."
"[1st date] So, what's your back story? ""I have scoliosis"" No, I mean your BACK STORY, like your history ""Oh! I got scoliosis as a child"""
"Knock knock? Who's there? Come in. Come in who? Me."
"The movie was better than the book because I'm illiterate."