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Joke of the Day
"If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of progress? The Republican party."
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"What does a girl who loves giving head eat for breakfast? scrotemeal"
"How do Iranians speak on the telephone? Persian-to-Persian (person-to-person)."
"I like my women like I like my beef Slaughtered and then wrapped in plastic with an expiration date stamped on"
"Just Netflixed ""2012."" Six Billion people dead at film's end. Was prepared because PG-13 rating warned of ""Mild Violence"""
"If I swallow magnets will it make me attractive?"
"I am pro animal rights, but I don't get why PETA campaigns against cosmetic testing on animals. Don't animals have the right to feel sexy, too?"
"How do you confuse an idiot? 78."
"Twitter goes over capacity more than Kirstie Alley's home elevator."
"I bet nobody here knows the name of the ""unknown soldier"" It's probably because they're so undrground."