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Joke of the Day

"40 years later: - Grandpa, sing me a song of your youth. - Oppa Gangnam Style. Opp, opp, opp, opp!"

"How do religions reproduce? They have sects."

"What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor? Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?"

"Why are vegans so salty? To hide the fact that their food has no flavor."

"What did Magic Johnson give his teammates after winning an NBA title? A HI-V (high five)"

"I recently broke up with my long term Japanese girlfriend... She didn't seem to understand so I had to drop the bomb on her twice."

"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice."

"Why did Joey fall of the swing? Because he doesn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Joey."

"Q: What came first; the chicken or the egg? A: The rooster."

"I was flipping through the Victoria's Secret catalogue and now I have a craving for ribs."