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Joke of the Day
"I can sleep for ages and not get tired"
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"It's a bird. It's a plane. No its... ""Steve, you're fired. Air traffic control just isn't for you."""
"What lurks in the dark, has wings and sucks blood? The new Always Ultra."
"The teacher asks her 6th graders: ""Can anyone tell me the definition of relative humidity?"" Johnny: ""The sweat on your balls when you're fucking your cousin!"""
"2 weeks sober. I'm 2 weeks Sober, Unintentionally. Now I'm sitting here wondering why good things happen, to bad people."
"man walks into a bar with no mouth bartenders says ""looks like you have a drinking problem"""
"Smiling releases endorphins in your body, which relieves stress. All I have to do now is explain that to my proctologist when he's done."
"I always keep a hammer in my pocket in case someone asks me to help them fix something so I can immediately break my leg."
"She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."
"""Why was the slab of marble upset?"" ""He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."""