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Joke of the Day
"What does a neckbeard call his imaginary girlfriend and his disease? Ma'lady"
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"My Girlfriend is Like the square root of -100 A perfect ten, but completely imaginary."
"Why do they call camels the ships of the desert? they are filled with Arab semen."
"What is a buddhist's favorite pizza? One with everything"
"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates, they'll kill your dog."
"My dad told me... My dad told me that if I don't get off reddit now he would slam my face on the keybioshdauiewbnfkbhwFIOEWJHFUI9WREFH p9efyh WHBUHF WFH89WRQ FUIWF QUIUIRP P"
"They said I'd never overcome my addiction to Phil Collins. ♩ But take a look at me nooooow ♩"
"Even that crack on the wall becomes more interesting when you're meant to be studying."
"I never got in trouble when I was young. Guess I'm making up for that now."
"Life in 1914-1945 Europe must have been hard. All those geopolitical events and no TV shows to compare them to"