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Joke of the Day
"I never got in trouble when I was young. Guess I'm making up for that now."
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"My friend told me that i don't understand irony... Which was ironic, because we were at a bus stop at the time."
"What's white and crawls up your leg? Uncle Ben's Perverted Rice"
"What's the most dangerous animal in Africa? Black people. (Slightly Racist I know)"
"First Date: ""So, tell me something no one else knows about you."" Well, my wife thinks I'm at the movies and you think I'm single."
"Xerxes I is the most successful carpet dealer. He went to the West with a million Persians and came home with only a handful of them."
"I have a dog to make sure that the noises in the middle of the night are nothing serious and I have a cat to make those noises."
"My girlfriend asked me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the face"
"Do you know what a Freudian slip is? It's when you mean one thing but fuck your mother."
"[1st date] Would it be odd if someone brought their cat on a date? Her: Very, what's in the box? Nothing, waiter cancel that can of tuna"