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Joke of the Day
"Even that crack on the wall becomes more interesting when you're meant to be studying."
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"In Hell, you're surrounded by people saying 'suposably' and 'irregardless.'"
"What do Jimmy Saville's victims and Aston Villa fans have in common? They're still talking about what happened in 1982."
"What do airlines and prostitutes have in common? You pay them and get fucked"
"How do you know a mod of /r/jokes is Asian? [dereted]"
"What's Al Qaida's favorite football team? The New York Jets."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ? Butcher your arms around me !"
"""Donald says he wants to run for President and move on into the White House... ...why not; it wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home"" -Snoop Dogg"
"When I was a kid, I played football with a broken nose for an entire season... We couldn't afford a football."
"You're so beautiful I can't describe it with words.. but numbers can. 3/10."