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Joke of the Day
"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates, they'll kill your dog."
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"I'm not a violent person, but I'd happily throat punch the person that decided baby clothes needed a minimum of 20 buttons."
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"What language does a Jewish homo speak? Heblew."
"Bill and Ted happen upon 20 fine young ladies... SCORE!"