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Joke of the Day
"Crazy ex-girlfriends are like a box of chocolates, they'll kill your dog."
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"My mom told me to stop watching TV and read something. So I turned on the subtitles."
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"Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""How do you drive this thing? """