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Joke of the Day
"When a raccoon stands up and cracks his knuckles, stop shaving him immediately."
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"Mechanic said I blew a seal... Technically, it was a sea lion, but more importantly, how did he even know?"
"Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall? A: It depends how hard you throw them."
"We should just rename television viewing ""watching Geico commercials""."
"Why did the termite got divorced? Because she ate the secretary."
"[cops knock on my door] ""Sir?"" ""Nobody's home."" ""Who said that then?"" ""My dog."" ""Jesus Christ, well do u know when Mr Hughes will be back?"""
"if you added the letters S and E to the X files it would be the X-ES Files. haha excess files. way too many files lol"
"Why couldn't the Lesbian Jew hook up during passover? She had a yeast infection"
"What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids."
"Why do sharks like stoners? Because they're baked snacks."