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Joke of the Day

"If you and jack were horseback riding Would you help jack off the horse?"

"Why do redditors hate the robot NASA sent to Mars? Because Curiosity killed the cat!"

"Who's the only living relative of penguin? His Aunt Arctica"

"After I painted my computer black... Strawpoll would only work 3-5ths of the time"

"I don't understand all the Lady Gaga hate... she seems like such a nice guy."

"Why is it so hard to learn the C programming language? It has no class."

"A blackout is just your brain clearing it's browsing history."

"Shirts that say SWAG and YOLO for sale at Walmart. Because dressing like an idiot should be affordable."

"I know wearing black is supposed to make you look slimmer but I may be taking it too far wearing this Darth Vader costume all week..."

"My Therapist said I have a drinking problem. So I got a new Therapist."