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Joke of the Day

"Don't you hate those people who are obsessed with tracking their steps? Fucking pedophiles."

"I tried to get an hourglass figure... ...but then I realised it would just be a waist of time."

"Never trust volleyball players with your drinks They might spike 'em."

"Hipsters I had the joy of meeting a couple of hipsters today, and they yelled at me for making fun of them. Apparently the politically correct term is ""conjoined twins""."

"On a scale of 1 to 10 How old is your girlfriend?"

"What do you call a person who fights fire? Firefighter."

"I'd tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long."

"Reddit admins once ate a whole Pizza Hut."

"One wonders if actual douche bags are now available in Ed Hardy designs."

"Maybe you never should have domesticated your peeves."