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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Moon break up with Earth? The Moon said they were slowly drifting apart."
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"What do you and 1 ply toilet paper have in common? You BOTH eat *da*-booty!"
"Why is the new version called Windows 10? Because 7 ate 9."
"Apparently this Walmart cashier only brushes her favorite teeth."
"My annoying little cousin is bragging about how he sleeps in a race car bed. Whatever, you little idiot.. I sleep in a real car."
"A friend of mine told me she worked as a prostitue for a while... I asked her if she'd ever been picked up by the fuzz. She hadn't, but she said she'd once been swung round by the tits."
"*Judge raises hammer* ""I SENTENCE YOU TO LIFE"" -*defendant chuckles* ""I'm already alive you MORON!"""
"What's it called when you're sucking in your stomach but it looks like you're not?"
"From a Southwest Airlines employee: ""There may be 50 ways to leave your lover but there are only 4 ways out of this aircraft..."""
"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None they'll just compliment it and get pissed when it won't screw."